Jet Net Suffocates Dolphins

Where does one begin?

Being one that focuses on the promising acts of every given day and/or The Miami Dolphins and/or NFL football. I guess the entire NFL displaying unity in an Americans right to Freedom Of Speech is worth mentioning!

Besides that.
Favored AFC projected playoff
teams such as Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, and Oakland lost to what were suggested to be inferior teams.

As far as the second Sunday of the 2017 Miami Dolphins.
The above is about all that went right!

It started out innocent enough.

The first few minutes went well as Miami's D forced an opening series three and out with the aid of a Cameron Wake sack. Andre Branch logged a sack on the third defensive series, and that (for the day) was about all that was worth mentioning defensively.

The Dolphins first offensive play was a nice Kenny Stills scoop for a first down while the oppositions challenge failed. On the second play Miami's Jay Ajayi took an upper cut to the family jewels. Though he returned shortly thereafter for the games remainder, it seemed as though the entire team gasped for air from then on.

Miami's second defensive series began with back to back to back encroachment penalties and ended with a shanked field goal attempt. The Dolphins second offensive series began with back to back to back offensive line illegal procedure penalties while racing against the playclock which obviously led to one of numerous three & outs for the visiting team.

Midway into the second quarter the home team with 143 yards scored the first 3 points of the game. The Dolphins had 40 yards of offense to that point, 10 coming from Ajayi on 7 attempts. On Miami's next touch of the ball, Cutler (whom was swarmed relentlessly throughout the day) took a big sack. The Dolphins now have 30 total yards on the day as a third down attempt is dropped beyond the first down marker. Cutler is 3 of 6 for 23 yards.

BOOM!!!
Team green burns All-Terrain Verner for a 69 yard TD and a 10 - 0 visitors defecit at the half.


Ok, Ok, it's Ok, Miami's Dolphins are down by ten and they're a second half team, everythings Ok.
Right?
Wrong!

It gets no prettier folks, and becomes one of the most frustrating Dolphin game since the 1 - 15 season of 2007.
Miami opens the third quarter with another three & out. To this point they have seven ""touches"" of the ball that result in seven punts with just three first downs and the previously noted 30 to 40 yards of total offense.

The home opening team and Dolphin divisional rival drive their opening third quarter series for a touchdown and 17 - 0 lead.

The Dolphins become so desperate to make something happen early in the third quarter upon yet another three & out, and attempt a fake punt that results in the punter throwing an interception at the 50 yard line.

It's sooo bad that on NY's next series first down play they actually gain seven yards on an incompletion. Someone's head was up their A, as the following snap came without a zebra or Adam Gase blink of an eye. Upon a completed throwing motion the QB's arm was fully extended forward, as the ball released from his fingertips a Dolphin defender simotaneously tipped the ball, the ball went 20 feet high hit the ground rolled forward for seven yards and the QB recovered it for a seven yard gain. WTF? Another NY field goal and 20 - 0 score.


Hey Hey Yippy!
As the third quarter final second ticks off the clock,
The Miami Dolphins cross the 50 yard line for the first time.

Four down territory.
Miami drives to the 20 and has a fourth down back of the end zone pass fall incomplete.

Hey Hey Yippy!
Three ""touches of the ball"" later Jay Cutler hits DeVante Parker (great catch) for a four yard TOUCHDOWN as the game ends. 20 - 7. Right?
Wrong!
Dolphins miss the extra one point attempt,
and lose in a devastating manner 20 - 6.


In thirteen fewer minutes of possession the Dolphins actually ended up with as many first downs as the home team, and ran 4 more plays. Unfortunately, they went 1 of 12 on third and 0 for 3 on fourth downs while very few plays for Miami moved the ball forward, and just one resulted in points!

After two devestating road losses the 0 - 2 Jets came to play and weren't about to let their loud home opening crowd down. The Dolphins could do no right, T'was quite frustrating indeed!!!

Miami 225. NYJ 336 total yards.

Cutler 26 of 44 for 220 with a TD & a needless dagger of a pick,
(nothing but grass in front of you, run two more yards for the first down).

Parker 8 receptions for 76 with a TD.

((( JAY AJAYI ELEVEN ATTEMPTS FOR SIXTEEN YARDS )))


London Dolphins versus the Wembley Saints next Sunday at 9 : 30 am EST !!!


GOFINS!!!

2015 Miami Dolphins Imaginary Schedule Against Actual Opponents

In an attempted leap from Chicken-Little to fun mode for all. I've taken the liberty to devise a facsimile of how The Miami Dolphins 2015 schedule might look once those in charge are done counting their money. The National Football Leagues schedule makers usually come to their final assessments in the spring, after all the jumping off of bridges into the rivers of ice have already taken their toll of 31 teams severely disappointed fans. Consider this a life preserver, though it has no rope, it'll keep you afloat!

Now of course it's entirely unknown which games will come when, or if a particular game might be a prime time Nationally televised event (which adds intensity to such games of possibility), but the who's and where Miami plays in 2015 are factual.

There is one game of note that has it's date and time set in stone. On week four, Sunday, October 4th at 9:30 AM EST, the Dolphins will host the New York Jets at London's Wembley Stadium which is followed with the BYE week. Those facts had to be worked around while fairly sprinkling in other required home and away contest.

In a seventh scenario, an attempt came together that would get the Dolphins most noted AFC competition to visit the breath taking humidity of Southern Florida in September, October, and even into mid November which would help factor into an advantageous start while catching such teams before they find their cardio-conditioning, and/or groove. The downfall would be three potential late season games in the snow at Divisional opponents in late November thru December which would be a good tune-up for a January playoff football atmosphere.

A 2015 Miami Dolphin schedule facsimile against actual opponents at actual venues, though the dates will change in order to protect the guilty. The Dolphins weren't permitted back to back weeks at home when it still counted in 2014 while New England had a mid-season five week stretch when they slept in their own beds, amongst their family members, and didn't have to jump on a single cross country airplane. The Pats won all of their games during that segment of the season!


This is a test, this is only a test, if this were an actual emergency, you would be notified of when and what channel to tune to. The sky is not falling, IGNORE THE SIRENS, now go and try to have some fun!


MIAMI DOLPHINS 2015?

1) at Jacksonville

2) vs Indy

3) at Tennessee

4) vs New York Jets (Wembley Stadium London, Sunday, October 4th 9:30 AM EST.)

5) BYE

6) vs New England

7) at Washington

8) at Philadelphia

9) vs Buffalo

10) vs Baltimore

11) at San Diego

12) at New York Jets

13) vs New York Giants

14) at Buffalo

15) vs Dallas

16) vs Houston

17) at New England


Is this a scenario you might hope for? What would be ideal for you, and our Miami Dolphins come spring time's actual release of the schedule? Miami is playing these teams at these venues, it's just a matter of when! 2014 is history! Sooo, What MIGHT be your prognostication for a restocked reasonably healthy Dolphin team record in 2015?

Just a little tension reliever, and/or floatee to strap around your biceps until something else come's about. Needed a new piece and/or place for comments. Meanwhile, free agency list of preferred targets at every position have already been established, but require far more extensive research before the March opening of free agency.

Thanks for an Open-Minded read, and we look forward to your angle of view!

GOFINS!!!